Contest 2 : Share* and win Goodies from IHL
Saturday, May 16, 2009 7:39-
Here I am with Contest 2. But before let me thank you Guys (Litterally as no Girls took part) for your kind support and review about freeGyaan and IHL. Thanks guys again.
And about Results of the previous Contest, It was really tought but then I have thought and chosen the Best entries which had some content and ideas to improve freeGyaan or IHL and the results will be with the results of below contest in 2 days.
Now, the Contest Day 2 is simple too and is based on Cricket as it is sponsored by Indian Hatke League.
Contest 3 : Share a Story / Photos / Videos of you revolving around Cricket. It is quite simple, you all might be fans of Cricket and obviously might have played Cricket in Schools or Colleges, just share one memorable instance with me and you will get a Indian Hatke League Merchandise.
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Contest 4 : Share a Funny video / Audio / Story / Trivia or anything which has Cricket involved in it and you will get a Indian Hatke League Merchandise too. Its quite simple, search you Computer or World Wide Web and come out with MOST UNIQUE stuff and win for sure. Check this video and take it as an example, its complete funny and unique in itself.
Or you can even share funny Jokes based on Cricket :
Example : What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Indian Innings.
When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name? When he is bowling.
These are just examples and commonly know. But come out with something unique to win.
Important : You can take part in any or both the contest. Entries will be accepted till tomorrow Monday Morning, 18th May 2009 till 9 AM. I will come out with the results on same day before noon. Also, remember there is no restriction on number of Goodies to be distributed, its just that you have to be unique and win. So, don’t wait now, put on your Thinking Caps and share stuffs with me. The best shares win.
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MANISH MAINI says:
May 16th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
Cricket Joke : 200 yards
Image via WikipediaThe cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said ‘I’m anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That’s my wife’s mother over there.’
‘Don’t be silly,’ said the wicket-keeper. ‘You’ll never hit her at two hundred yards.
shama sehgal says:
May 16th, 2009 at 9:37 AM
The ball had hit the batsman on the arm and yet he was still given out. As he passed the umpire, he asked, ‘How was I out?’
‘Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?’ replied the umpire, smugly.
‘Why don’t you look?’ said the batsman. ‘I’m the editor
Mayank Solanki says:
May 16th, 2009 at 10:01 AM
In 2003 world cup Indian v/s Pakistan when Sachin played one exceptional shot against pacer Shoib Akhtar , he slashed the ball backwards which was a bouncer at a very good height no one even thought that it would have gone for six but the shot was played my master blaster so you can imagine , that kind of shot i tried against my brother and that too also gone for six. What a shot !! Sachin derived such a beautiful shot.
Manish says:
May 16th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
The video link is not working plus where is contest no. 2 ??
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
mohit had taken his wife to a cricket match. She sat through the first innings although plainly bored. In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground. ‘Thank goodness they got rid of it,’ she sighed. ‘Now we can all go home.’
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Greg Thomas was bowling to Viv Richards in a county game.
Viv missed a superb outswinger, and Thomas said
“Its red, round and weighs about 5 1/2 ounces.”
Next ball Viv hits Greg Thomas out of the ground for a 6 and replies,”Greg, you know what it looks like. Go ahead and find it!”
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs.
They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed.
When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
“I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs.”
“Gee,” replied the other alien, “what happens next?”
“Then it begins to rain.”
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:39 PM
how can i share photos
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:40 PM
English Cricket and Rain
There was a long drought in Central Africa. The witch doctor had tried all his rainmaking dances, imprecations, but to no avail.
One of the elders observed that rain was never a problem in England, so why not send the witch doctor to London to learn the secret.
Off he went to England, learned the secret, and returned to the tribe.
He informed the leaders that these crazy white men had a big paddock of grass enclosed by a white picket fence.
In the middle were two lots of sticks driven into the ground. Two men, each with a club, stood next to these sticks and waited for a lot of other men to spread themselves all over the paddock. Then two more men, wearing black trousers, four sweaters and six hats, came out to keep a close watch on the men with the clubs. Then one man got a red rock and threw it at one of the fellers with a club. AND DOWN CAME THE RAIN!
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Expectant Father
An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on.
By mistake he dialled the number for Lord’s.
“How’s it going?” he asked.
“Fine,” came the answer, “We’ve got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:42 PM
The Cricketer and Psychiatrist
The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: ‘It’s terrible. I can’t score runs, I’m a terrible bowler, and I can’t hold a catch. What can l do?
Doctor: ‘Get another job.’
Cricketer: ‘I can’t. I’m playing for KOLKATA KNIGHT RIDERS tomorrow !’
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:44 PM
The captain MCCULLUM was in despair at his side’s fielding. Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way. Finally one day MCCULLUM called his men together and told them that he Is taking them for fishing.
What for? they asked.
‘To make sure you catch something this season!’
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.
But this time….. Tony Greig: So Inzi, that’s fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!
Inzamam: Bismillah-e- Rehman-e- Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in.
Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It’s all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.
Tony fainted!
ritika says:
May 16th, 2009 at 1:02 PM
T20 World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning captain Dhoni
In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni “Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail biting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.”
Dhoni “Thanks Ravi, the match was a pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held their nerve to win the game and cup.”
Shastri, “Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?”
Dhoni, “All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar”
Shocked Shastri…, “Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar… he didn’t play in the final”..
Dhoni, “Yeah.. that’s the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in the final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs….”
Shastri, “ok.. fine, whom would you want to thank for winning this final…”
Dhoni, “The team doctor deserves the credit… he really helped us to prepare for the final…”
Shastri, “Is it? ?…. how did the doctor help to prepare for the final… he is not the coach or physical trainer…Dhoni.. I am getting confused”
Dhoni, “Ravi… nothing to get confused… he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor’s contribution as very high… infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well”
Shastri, “To whom do you want to dedicate this World Cup?”
Dhoni, “The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly…”
Shastri, “I really really appreciate you… its good that you have so much respect for the seniors….and you ….” Dhoni interrupts…. “Ravi.. let me complete… India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series… thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup”
Shastri, “The match was a thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn’t it? ”
Dhoni, “Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one….but he didn’t know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world…. This single mistake cost them the game and we won the cup”
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup…
Manish says:
May 16th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
I HATE RITIKA
Abhishek says:
May 16th, 2009 at 6:04 PM
@ All : I have corrected the Video Link.
Please stop copy Pasting the content. It’ll not fetch you anything.
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@ Ritika : You can just paste the links of images or videos here, and don’t just paste a lot of them. Just one but the Best one will.
And also, Manish is saying so in lighter sense, so take it lightly. I guess considering the times you have commented he got irked!. Isn’t it Manish?
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@ Manish : Well, Contest no. 2 was yesterday, Contest was about blogging about this contest on your blogs. Go thru the post again…
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@ Mayank : Can you get me some snaps or Link of what you are saying, I mean if not yours at least the Sachin’s ones, it will be easy for us to understand that shot.
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Take part in share a story / pic etc as there are no much entry in that section and you are likely to win.
ritika says:
May 17th, 2009 at 9:08 AM
CRICKET SE KYA MILA
http://www.funtoosh.com?mclips/play.php?id=kya_mila_cr
ritika says:
May 17th, 2009 at 9:14 AM
PREITY ZINTA AFTER IPL
http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/ipl_preity.jpg
Manish says:
May 17th, 2009 at 12:53 PM
off course it was on a lighter sense Ritika
ritika says:
May 17th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
ya i know
Abhishek says:
May 18th, 2009 at 10:23 AM
@ All : Contest is concluded. I am upset with the poor response this time. Will announce the names of winners shortly..
mmanish4u says:
May 19th, 2009 at 12:00 AM
i registered at mginger , rupeemail., you mint , but have got very less points , how do i earn more points and earn more.